in the future
"Look, its a Crazy Stu Action Figure"
"Whats it do?"
"Drink whisky and complain a lot. ITS SO MUCH FUN! Can I get one? Huh? Huh?"
"We've got someone at home that does that already. Why don't you play with them?"
"Cause she smells". Ooh, look, its the Dylan Thomas White Horse Playset*! Can we get this too?"
* Possible this is my second most obscure joke ever next to this "The only thing that will ever defeat the Constructicons is the Derridatron" which I made while rather drunk last year to a bunchy of people who didn't get it (losers).
"Whats it do?"
"Drink whisky and complain a lot. ITS SO MUCH FUN! Can I get one? Huh? Huh?"
"We've got someone at home that does that already. Why don't you play with them?"
"Cause she smells". Ooh, look, its the Dylan Thomas White Horse Playset*! Can we get this too?"
* Possible this is my second most obscure joke ever next to this "The only thing that will ever defeat the Constructicons is the Derridatron" which I made while rather drunk last year to a bunchy of people who didn't get it (losers).
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