COMPETITION!

I'm running a competition. Write me a profile (about me, duh) for an online dating service. You know the type: description, interests, hates, personality summary, looking for, weird ass habits (eating off knife is probably one of my least pleasant).

The winner will receive a date with me, 2nd place will win two dates, 3rd place will win three.

Hahhaa. No. But I am serious.

send me profiles to stuartprofile@biki.net

GO NUTS.

(I won't use it till I'm 40 when online dating sites are guilt free... I promise!)