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blimps are cool

Monday, April 10

006

memo to self 006

In the future, if you want to be attended to more quickly make sure you throw up when the Triage Nurse is around. Crawling outside with your bucket at sometime past midnight to dry heave may be polite to your fellow patients but does nothing to expedite your treatment. Nor does mistiming your arrival so that you throw up on the wheel chair access ramp BEFORE you manage to get to reception. A few more minutes and it would've been a dramatic entrance.

c.f.

Some footyhead comes in with his girlfriend at least an hour after me and throws up in front of everyone. They take him into a bed immediately.

Grr.

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