ten points in time.
VIII.
Needing some groceries - bread, milk, juice - on a Saturday evening at 7.32pm. Deciding to walk to the local IGA in Newtown because its cheaper on average by $2 than the local Erskineville grocery. Returning at 8.54pm, groceries in one bag and in another bag, two new t-shirts and a new pair of pants. Contemplating how Crazy Horse is like clothescrack - permanent buy2get3rdFree sale, constantly rotating stock, and largely sympathetic cuts. Contemplating also how twentyfirstcentury it is for a heterosexual, non-metrosexual male to both enjoy and be good at shopping for clothes. Once we hunted buffalo, now we hunt bargains.
Needing some groceries - bread, milk, juice - on a Saturday evening at 7.32pm. Deciding to walk to the local IGA in Newtown because its cheaper on average by $2 than the local Erskineville grocery. Returning at 8.54pm, groceries in one bag and in another bag, two new t-shirts and a new pair of pants. Contemplating how Crazy Horse is like clothescrack - permanent buy2get3rdFree sale, constantly rotating stock, and largely sympathetic cuts. Contemplating also how twentyfirstcentury it is for a heterosexual, non-metrosexual male to both enjoy and be good at shopping for clothes. Once we hunted buffalo, now we hunt bargains.
posted by stu willis at
12:06 pm
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Grubber, at Sun Feb 19, 09:44:00 pm AEDT
On the subject of fashion, I'd advise against wearing cufflinks at Abercrombie Bar.
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Anonymous, at Tue Feb 21, 02:48:00 pm AEDT
Really? Whyso?
Personally, i'm growing rather fond of cufflinks. I don't have to wear french cuff shirts (or indeed, any collared shirts) to work. Yet, I'm enjoy them whenever I do decide to wear them out...
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stu willis, at Tue Feb 21, 11:34:00 pm AEDT
Copped some fearful abuse from a short prissy bloke in a ripped t-shirt there last friday night.
Not that I remember it - I needed Dave to fill in the gaps for me.
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Anonymous, at Wed Feb 22, 09:47:00 am AEDT
I'm absolutely crying with laughter reading this...
Mr Priss took it upon himself to interrupt his manic dancing (possibly to early Strokes music, I can't recall) and abruptly invade Trigger's personal space with words to the effect of -
What the f*ck are you doing wearing that sh*t in here? Are you trying to pick up? It won't work. Look at everyone else here. No one here looks like you. Why don't you go home and get changed from work before coming out. And are those f*cking cufflinks? (attempt to pull right cufflink from Trigger's shirt)
Trigger's response was something to the effect of -
Don't f*cking touch those cufflinks. You're a f*cking w*nker is what you are. Look at your and your f*cking prissy hairstyle. Go buy a f*cking tee shirt without any f*cking holes in it and while you're at it just f*ck off for good measure.
And yeah he was drunk, because he doesn't remember a jot of it.
David
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Anonymous, at Wed Feb 22, 12:43:00 pm AEDT
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