just when you thought it was all under control

I drink two cups of expresso a day during weekdays. Maybe, maybe, one cup of instant in the evening if I'm in for a long night. Which for a confessed coffee addict ("Hi, I'm Stuart and I love to drink... coffee") is remarkably meagre.

But today I learned that the 'large' cup we use to make our shots infact makes a DOUBLE shot.

Shit.

So I've been drinking four expressos a day.

And on some days when its real bad, I have double shots both morning and lunch. That's a double shot of a double shot.

Whoa.

That's eight expressors.

That's bad.

Going to roll back to the small and my headaches are going to be my thanks.

MFers.