20,000 Visitors under the Cybersea

Have had over 20,000 hits now. SCHWEET!

I feel loved, even if most people stay for like 30 seconds.

one line of dialogue

"Yeah, you can tell - being smart fucks you up."

Favourite line you've written, devoid of context.

ten points in time.

10.

David says: (12:12:20 AM) this is what troy said

David says: (12:12:24 AM) "ill tell u something adults will never tell u ,if u can pull of exaggerations in your resume do it ! "

9.

i'm going to write a book in sms'es and IM transcripts. or i was until i traded the idea for a cigarette on friday.

8.

"I don't like your shoes, they're overpriced and ugly. You should buy the shoes I wear, they're cheaper, and you're still able to walk in them. Or run."

"But I like my shoes."

"That's not a good argument for buying those shoes. My shoe's are cheaper! Now that's an argument! Give me a valid argument!"

"But I like my shoes because they're more comfortable for me, I still walk at the same speed, they don't stink as much, and I like the colour they come in. I'm willing to pay more for those things because they're valuable to me"

"I asked for a valid argument. Those things aren't valid reasons for buying shoes, the only valid argument is price!"

"So... I have to justify MY choice in shoes using your value framework?"

"You should buy the shoes that I wear. By not buying them you're proving that you are stupid and a pathetic human being"

"...."

7.

One is from when I was three. I tripped over a hose and cut my chin on the watering tin. I got stitches. I refer it affectionately as my Harrison.

I have two on my right arm. One is from when I burned myself with an Iron and the other when I burned myself on my wok.

The last was caused by chaffing when I was in High School. I won't tell you where.

Their pathetic non-manliness makes them rather potent symbols of our post-masculine epoch.

6.

"I told them I had to go get my new boyfriend."
"New boyfriend? Is that how you described me to them?"
"..."

<5.

Expectation is a bitch.