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PRAISE THE LORD! GOB IS NOMINATED!

PRAISE THE LORD! GOB IS NOMINATED!

quoth the flatmate.

25

"We'll catch up in the middle of the day"
"But it's 4pm."
"Yeah, its not quite middle yet"

.... ... .. . .. ... ....

just when you thought it was all under control

I drink two cups of expresso a day during weekdays. Maybe, maybe, one cup of instant in the evening if I'm in for a long night. Which for a confessed coffee addict ("Hi, I'm Stuart and I love to drink... coffee") is remarkably meagre.

But today I learned that the 'large' cup we use to make our shots infact makes a DOUBLE shot.

Shit.

So I've been drinking four expressos a day.

And on some days when its real bad, I have double shots both morning and lunch. That's a double shot of a double shot.

Whoa.

That's eight expressors.

That's bad.

Going to roll back to the small and my headaches are going to be my thanks.

MFers.

24

"I was being facetious"
"Huh? Facetious - what's that?"
"Facetious from feces. Means 'Full of shit' as in I'm full of shit."
"Ah! right. Thanks."

help.

Got my 'HELP'* debt the other day.

In the 2004-2005 period, I paid $1600 towards my massive HECS debt ($35,000), however because of the interest on said debt (3% now), my debt only reduced by $800.

Without getting into facy maths, that means its going to take approximately 40 years to pay off my HECS debt.

Thankyou, Howard Government for giving me yet another reason to get the fuck out of this country**.

* I love the Howard government's mastery of Newspeak.
** Remember, Mr Howard had to pay zip nadda nothing zero zilch for his combined law degree.