me & the taken but rather beautiful swedish former gymnast former professional ice hockey coach former information architect now coordinating hr on the other side of the world...
"Of course its organic."
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"You look like the kind of guy who eats organic salad."
"I do? Is it the mullet? It has to be the mullet."
"No, its not."
"Is it the vibe?"
[she looks me up and down]
"Yeah, its the vibe."
"Er, ok. I have organic salad man vibe."
Rather than thinking this is a bad thing (aka scruffy looking), I've decided to interpret this as meaning I have a rugged down to earth manly manliness.