existential crysis

i am a nail, lack of time is the hammer, and the deadline is the fucking metal floor we're trying to get through.

at least i haven't begun sleeping at work yet, although that nearly happened last night. one of the guys here was on the original LOTR and slept at work for three weeks straight.

whoa.

i am jack's lack of a life.

trashFlash

Original Series:
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/01/ten-points-in-time.html
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/02/ten-points-in-time.html
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/02/ten-points-in-time_113974913035197331.html
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/02/ten-points-in-time_13.html
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/02/tenth-point-in-time.html

Unnecessary Sequel:
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/02/ten-points-in-time_16.html
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/02/time.html
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/02/iii.html
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/02/snorkling.html

Telefeatures:
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/02/passe-sauce.html
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/02/surry-hills-at-approximately-2am.html

Foreign Language Remakes
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/03/uno.html
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/03/possibility-duo.html
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/03/possibility-trois.html
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/03/possibilit-numro.html
http://www.biki.net/blog/2006/03/poss-eye-bility-sev-hen.html

007

memo to self 007

When it grows back - however long that takes - ask yourself: do you really want to pour bleach over your soul all over again?

006

memo to self 006

In the future, if you want to be attended to more quickly make sure you throw up when the Triage Nurse is around. Crawling outside with your bucket at sometime past midnight to dry heave may be polite to your fellow patients but does nothing to expedite your treatment. Nor does mistiming your arrival so that you throw up on the wheel chair access ramp BEFORE you manage to get to reception. A few more minutes and it would've been a dramatic entrance.

c.f.

Some footyhead comes in with his girlfriend at least an hour after me and throws up in front of everyone. They take him into a bed immediately.

Grr.

005

memo to self 005

get the fuck out this parochial backwater of a country.